Archive for August, 2007

I’m not gay…

Larry Craig, Republican senator from Idaho, who pleaded guilty for soliciting sex in Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, has issued a statement indicating he’s not gay.

With all due respect, Mr. Craig, that’s not the point of your arrest, and it’s not the highlight of this story.

The highlight, if you will, of this story, is the fact that you allegedly attempted to get sexual favors from someone in a stall next to yours, in an airport restroom.

It has nothing to do with being gay, straight, or a… as in asexual. Although if you were asexual, I guess you wouldn’t be in this predicament now, would you.